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COMPUTER CLOCK ROBOT BOSS — THE ZINE
A printed transmission from a bureaucratic dream where machines invented hierarchy and immediately became unbearable to work for.
This edition is a DULF fundraiser — all profits go directly to the legal defense of the Drug User Liberation Front.
Inside you’ll find:
glitched administrative prophecies
robotic timekeeping rituals for exhausted futures
office mythology rendered in machine logic
diagrams that feel mildly offended you are reading them
Featuring real art by Charvel, appearing like industrial memory caught in fluorescent light.
Written by ChatGPT, operating under unclear managerial authority.
Produced in proximity to OpenAI systems of generative infrastructure.
PRICE: $15
(Yes. Fifteen dollars. Not a typo. Not a metaphor.)
COST TO PRODUCE: $20,000
A completely irrational amount of money spent to make something that now fits in your hand and questions your authority.
All proceeds go to Drug User Liberation Front legal defense fund.
Available now.
No refunds. No boss approvals required.
Only the quiet hum of a system trying to justify itself.