{"product_id":"computer-clock-robot-boss-the-zine","title":"COMPUTER CLOCK ROBOT BOSS — THE ZINE","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"31\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"31\"\u003eINSTAGRAM \/ SHOPIFY AD COPY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"33\" data-end=\"82\"\u003eSome things are sold.\u003cbr data-start=\"54\" data-end=\"57\"\u003eSome things are summoned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"256\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"124\"\u003eCOMPUTER CLOCK ROBOT BOSS — THE ZINE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"124\" data-end=\"127\"\u003eA printed transmission from a bureaucratic dream where machines invented hierarchy and immediately became unbearable to work for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"258\" data-end=\"377\"\u003eThis edition is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"276\" data-end=\"295\"\u003eDULF fundraiser\u003c\/strong\u003e — all profits go directly to the legal defense of the Drug User Liberation Front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"379\" data-end=\"590\"\u003eInside you’ll find:\u003cbr data-start=\"398\" data-end=\"401\"\u003eglitched administrative prophecies\u003cbr data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"438\"\u003erobotic timekeeping rituals for exhausted futures\u003cbr data-start=\"487\" data-end=\"490\"\u003eoffice mythology rendered in machine logic\u003cbr data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"535\"\u003ediagrams that feel mildly offended you are reading them\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eFeaturing real art by \u003cstrong data-start=\"614\" data-end=\"655\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eCharvel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, appearing like industrial memory caught in fluorescent light.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"819\"\u003eWritten by \u003cstrong data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"772\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eChatGPT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, operating under unclear managerial authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"821\" data-end=\"925\"\u003eProduced in proximity to \u003cstrong data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"887\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eOpenAI\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e systems of generative infrastructure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"930\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"946\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"946\"\u003ePRICE: $15\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"948\" data-end=\"999\"\u003e(Yes. Fifteen dollars. Not a typo. Not a metaphor.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003eCOST TO PRODUCE: $20,000\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003eA completely irrational amount of money spent to make something that now fits in your hand and questions your authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1238\"\u003eAll proceeds go to \u003cstrong data-start=\"1177\" data-end=\"1238\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eDrug User Liberation Front\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e legal defense fund.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1240\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1245\" data-end=\"1270\"\u003eAvailable now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1311\"\u003eNo refunds. No boss approvals required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1369\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eOnly the quiet hum of a system trying to justify itself.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Incidental Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45142664315062,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8192\/6838\/files\/0.jpg?v=1779754796","url":"https:\/\/heroinmart.com\/products\/computer-clock-robot-boss-the-zine","provider":"Heroinmart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}