OI! VANCOUVER!
Have you grown weary of sensible entertainment?
Tired of evenings that begin and end according to plan?
Then clear your diary for Friday, October 2nd, because JIM E. BROWN (U.K.) is crossing the Atlantic to appear at THE COBALT for a single evening of whatever it is that Jim E. Brown does.
📍 The Cobalt – 917 Main Street
🗓 October 2, 2026
🕗 8:00pm
🎤 Karaoke until the authorities intervene
Supported by:
★ TONK
★ YEP
★ THE HETEROSEXUALS
Presented by Heinz Salad Cream and Thee Incidental Press, two organisations bravely asking questions nobody requested.
Will there be music?
Almost certainly.
Will there be spectacle?
Legally, we hope not.
Will Jim E. Brown appear?
The poster strongly suggests so.
£30? No.
$30? Yes.
Tickets available now.
A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, unless it goes surprisingly well.