{"product_id":"shame-fest-2026-fest-pass","title":"Shame Fest 2026 - July 31 - Aug 1 - Fest Pass","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"html-span xdj266r x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x4k7w5x x1h91t0o x1h9r5lt x1jfb8zj xv2umb2 x1beo9mf xaigb6o x12ejxvf x3igimt xarpa2k xedcshv x1lytzrv x1t2pt76 x7ja8zs x1qrby5j\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm x14ctfv\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eSHAMEFEST 2026 \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"html-span xdj266r x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x4k7w5x x1h91t0o x1h9r5lt x1jfb8zj xv2umb2 x1beo9mf xaigb6o x12ejxvf x3igimt xarpa2k xedcshv x1lytzrv x1t2pt76 x7ja8zs x1qrby5j\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm x14ctfv\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eJuly 31 - August 1 2026.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DJs are washed. The bands are derivative. The art is incomprehensible. The organizers have made several regrettable decisions. The venues may or may not still exist by the time this starts. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor one glorious weekend, dozens of people with deeply questionable taste will gather to celebrate cultural decline in real time. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCome see performances you'll pretend to understand. Meet people you'll immediately mute online. Experience sounds that should probably remain unrecorded. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"This is the last year\" — once again. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e$40 weekend pass. \u003cbr\u003e$20 at the door or PWYC. \u003cbr\u003eNo refunds for disappointment because disappointment is the product. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eshamefest.ca\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Event","offers":[{"title":"Fest Pass","offer_id":45177175638198,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8192\/6838\/files\/1_White_1f613559-6b00-49b2-9249-0eb2e7450f4a.jpg?v=1780887315","url":"https:\/\/heroinmart.com\/products\/shame-fest-2026-fest-pass","provider":"Heroinmart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}